Go, or I will send my evil army of alpacas out to hunt you down, and hurt you

You should go to the blog "Veritas vos Liberabit" (under blogs I follow, if you can't find it). Anyways, it's awesome, and I highly encourage and recommend it...and all that kind of stuff that advertisers say. (Basically, this speech (enter different product here) can be found on any 3am. infomercial. But that is very much besides the point. So, go ahead and check it out, but keep reading here! Because alpacas are far more vicious beings than you take them for...