To each his [her!] own; my own words of wisdom

Here are some words of wisdom that I have accumulated throughout my adventures in life:

Firstly, beer pong with nickels does not work. Also, using golf balls does not improve said situation.

Make sure the melted cheese is NOT scalding hot before you pour it all over yourself.

When in doubt, always add MORE sugar to the sweet tea, as opposed to less.

Butter makes everything taste better. Everything.

Most of life's problems can be solved with homemade chocolate chip cookies.

Treat people the way you would if it was the last time you ever saw them. Make the best of it, you never know when it will be.

"Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God!"

Careful when praying to God for patience ...

Don't be afraid to love with all of your heart, even if you might get hurt. It's worth it.

God knows best. Seriously.

Obama is WRONG. THE END.

Don't be afraid to do something crazy. Despite its potential downfalls, at the end of your life, which will be more worth it? The ordinary, or the unconventional? Jumping into a pool with all your clothes on, or not because you just want to stay dry?

Quantum Law of Physics: All fun things cost at least 8 dollars.

The Church doesn't make the Christian.

Hold onto that one special thing in life that gives you joy, at all costs. Because if you let it go, you may never get it back. Other happiness pales in comparison.

Give LOTS of hugs.

If you hear a song and like it, write it down!

Waffle house at 2am. makes everything okay. The world disappears, even if just for a little while.

Laugh out loud. Loudly.

Have at least one person you can trust and tell your secrets to.

Write it all down.

Drink Cheerwine.

Read something you wouldn't normally read.

Wear something you wouldn't usually wear.

Take a bubble bath.

Ponytails = panacea for bad hair days.

Don't be afraid to listen to new music.

Don't hate. It can control you, it has the power to consume you. Hate is a wasted emotion.

God will make all just in the end.

Go ahead and put that eyeliner on the inside of your eyelids.

Never underestimate the power of prayer, especially in numbers.

Believe in the unbelievable.

YOU cannot be replaced.

Listen to your gut.

People matter more than things.

Jump off at least one cliff in your life.

Prefer the deepest joy to the unremarkable, safe emotions; even if it has the potential to cause the greatest pain.

Try a crazy food.

Paint a room a crazy colour.

Run outside and dance in the rain.

Smile at strangers.

Never forget your roots.

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