Wednesday, November 3, 2010

BSC1010 Survival Tips

My biology professor is not very nice.

In fact, she's hideously mean.

If she met a monster and the two were to fight, Ms. Schumpert would win.

Yesterday she asked me a question and I answered.

I might as well have said,

"You look like a rapist", or, "I am wearing potato chips in my socks today." (Note: I was not wearing socks that day). Afterwards, I was told that I was part-right, but I was still wrong, and I was not to answer with that answer again.

If you have a hint of doubt in your voice, Monster-teacher will yell at you. You are not allowed to guess the answer to a question you don't know, even though she asked it, and has yet to teach you what the answer is.

She asks if you have any questions, and if you have a question, she will yell at you.

Survival Tips for BSC1010:

- do not ask questions.
- do not answer questions.
- sit in the back of the room, as far away as possible, and do not draw attention to yourself.
- do not try to defend yourself if attacked. monster-teacher always wins.

This semester, I will spite monster teacher, by acing her class, thus defeating her.

She may yell at me, but she will not win!

2 comments:

  1. What would happen if monster-teacher found out you were writing about her?

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  2. She'd probably yell at me... lol.

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