My biology professor is not very nice.
In fact, she's hideously mean.
If she met a monster and the two were to fight, Ms. Schumpert would win.
Yesterday she asked me a question and I answered.
I might as well have said,
"You look like a rapist", or, "I am wearing potato chips in my socks today." (Note: I was not wearing socks that day). Afterwards, I was told that I was part-right, but I was still wrong, and I was not to answer with that answer again.
If you have a hint of doubt in your voice, Monster-teacher will yell at you. You are not allowed to guess the answer to a question you don't know, even though she asked it, and has yet to teach you what the answer is.
She asks if you have any questions, and if you have a question, she will yell at you.
Survival Tips for BSC1010:
- do not ask questions.
- do not answer questions.
- sit in the back of the room, as far away as possible, and do not draw attention to yourself.
- do not try to defend yourself if attacked. monster-teacher always wins.
This semester, I will spite monster teacher, by acing her class, thus defeating her.
She may yell at me, but she will not win!
What would happen if monster-teacher found out you were writing about her?
ReplyDeleteShe'd probably yell at me... lol.
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